What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
either way he was missing a nipple.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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