would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
