butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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