i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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