i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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