i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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