What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I love you.
Bad choice
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