i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
