Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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