That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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