i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
