just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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