Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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