You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
