we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I am one with the molecules
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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