you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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