Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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