I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
