My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I have aggressive nipples.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
