Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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