the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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