nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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