i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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