Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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