The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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