Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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