we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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