Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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