Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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