pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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