Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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