So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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