is your mom at the bar?
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
that may or may not have been my penis.
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