You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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