R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
