i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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