i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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