Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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