Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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