So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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