HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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