ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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