whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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