singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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