i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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