things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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