She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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