dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We just shotgunned beers for America
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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