I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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