That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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