He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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