need another drink. this is the easiest way
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
sex in a hospital.. check
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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